*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
groups of people blocking the entire hallway
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
People with female parts will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
getting assigned to a group project with a friend
when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable
never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice